In Wuhan province, in the Hoof Lung Dung animal experiment laboratories, John Hankok recently celebrated his upcoming wedding to Su Meifyoulike with a stag do.
Being a bit skint he decided to, illicitly, hold a party at the laboratory after it had closed for the night.
Accordingly, and this is the first step along way, he sent a WhatsApp message to his chosen fellow stags a that said “Next Thursday, stag do. At the lab, let’s all suck a damp bat”.
Of course, what he meant to type, and what was auto corrected by the folk at WhatsApp was “let’s all fuck a damp bat”.
His mates, knowing that John was a jolly pervy chap all sent back smiley faces and thumbs up pictures.
On the day of the stag do, John was a little delayed by an altercation with a bus conductor and so sent a follow up message to the group to the effect that they should start without him.
They did and when he arrived he was somewhat astonished to see seven fellow laboratory technicians each sucking on a damp bat. The bats appeared to be enjoying it.
As he sat down, he was handed a perfectly dry bat and decided that rather than upset the group, he’d not mention they’d missed the point (he had not re-read his original message) and just go with the flow, after all they seemed to be having a splendid time.
He asked his friend, Wang, “how do you make the bat damp?” and was pointed toward a crate of beer the chaps had brought with them and told that this way, as well as getting a bit of bat action, they could ingest beer at the same time. All you had to do was wait until the bat dried out a bit and dunk it in some fresh beer and carry on sucking.
Two days later at John and Su’s wedding, the Corona Virus was born.
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