A brilliant new game.

If I am to be remembered in the future I would like it to be for this, my latest cunning plan.

It's a game that may be played without the need for expensive equipment, electricity or in fact an iPad!

It's called Take Two Jokes - and I fully expect Radio 4 to take this up and make it into a 6:30 comedy show.

Here's how it works:

Take two jokes and marry the first line of joke one with the punchline of joke two.

Then take the first line of joke two and marry it with the second line of joke one.

Here is an example and it is based on the only two jokes I know.....

Part one.
Q: what is brown and sticky?
A: Carlos.

Part two.
Q: what do you call a Mexican who has had his vehicle stolen?
A: a stick.