Costa - Trafalgar Square - you complete and utter fucking cretins.
Peter: (shouting in English to make himself heard over the loud disco music being played) Medium americano, black to drink in.
Eastern European Lady: (shouting in Eastern European to make her self heard over the loud disco music being played) Medium or large?
Peter: (shouting in English to make himself heard over the loud disco music being played) Medium!
EEL: (shouting in English to make himself heard over the loud disco music being played) With milk?
Peter: (shouting in English to make himself heard over the loud disco music being played) No BLACK!
EEL: Take out?
Peter: For god's sake, turn that bloody racket down so we can actually hear each other!
EEL: Take out?
Peter is now having a coffee in The Starbucks around the corner.
Eastern European Lady: (shouting in Eastern European to make her self heard over the loud disco music being played) Medium or large?
Peter: (shouting in English to make himself heard over the loud disco music being played) Medium!
EEL: (shouting in English to make himself heard over the loud disco music being played) With milk?
Peter: (shouting in English to make himself heard over the loud disco music being played) No BLACK!
EEL: Take out?
Peter: For god's sake, turn that bloody racket down so we can actually hear each other!
EEL: Take out?
Peter is now having a coffee in The Starbucks around the corner.
Numpties.
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