I am on a health kick
presently and that means eating fruit.
Today, I was due a
visit from a very senior person at Microsoft and here is the sequence of
events.
I asked someone to
collect him at reception and bring him to my office and thought I'd just have
time to eat a banana.
So I peeled it over
my rubbish bin only to discover that I had nowhere to put the banana on my
desk.
So I carefully placed
the banana, in the bin but directly on top of the banana skin.
I placed a napkin on
my desk, wiped my hands and, as he in the company of the person sent to collect
him entered my office, I was extracting the banana from the bin and chomping on
it.
He had the good grace
to look the other way, the attendant sniggered.
Bloody hell, now he
thinks I am a right chav!
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