Or spades as we call
them on my planet.
I can understand
(just) why some of the less sane people in our world want to invent a
politically correct name for everything. They have so little in their bitter
and twisted lives so they mess with our heads. For instance, even though I
think it is total madness, I can see why a chairman might have to be called a
chairperson. Saves pissing anyone off and it give the sensible people in the
meeting something to laugh at. At no point should the chairperson of a meeting
be called a chair however!
What I don't get is
why we let the marketing people in our world take the piss out of us and let
them get away with it.
Today, for lunch,
from the office canteen, I had chips with some chili con carne. Actually quite
tasty and certainly took the edge off of my appetite. Pretty much all one could
ask for from a meal costing less than a fiver.
However, and this is
why I am going to whack the next marketing person in the teeth when I see them,
it was officially called "Loaded wedges". Why???
Just WHY?????????
Message to all marketing people, if you value your
teeth, stop inventing silly name for normal stuff or you will be on the
receiving end of some denture realignment activity from me.
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