Saturday, 5 April 2014

The Tesco Larkfield numpties have come up with a spiffing new plan.


No doubt driven (pun intended) by an accountant who had a brilliant idea to cut the cost of running the petrol station by one third?

At my local Tesco, one third of all of the pumps are pay at pump only.

Right now Tesco have a promotion where if you spend £50, you get a voucher for 5p of per litre of petrol.

These vouchers can't be redeemed at the pay at pump only.

Result, the local Tesco is in gridlock with people, who having done their shopping are now queuing for petrol.

The whole car park is buggered and people can barely move in or out.

The queue for the petrol is huge and slow, as a number of the pumps are also busted.

The four pay at the pump pumps are empty.

So you cretins, get one of your accountants to look a little deeper and what you'll actually find is you just reduced your petrol selling capacity by one third, caused gridlock and a shit customer experience and made yourselves look, once again, like to out of your depth numpties that you clearly are.


Wankers!

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