Big Dog Wankers

To clarify, I do not refer here to people who like to wank big dogs, nor do I refer to large people who like to do the same, nor do I refer to people who are "big" or well known in dog-wanking circles.

What and whom I am talking about are people who own "big dogs".

First off, I do not believe in the whole idea of owning a dog, one keeps and cares for a dog but does not own it.

Secondly, and because of my first point, I exclude anyone who keeps and cares for dogs of whatever size just because they love them, from the BDW community.

I also need to clarify what I mean by "big dogs", whilst some are obvious, from about a lab upwards, some are physically small but fit the BDW mould, such as meathead dogs.

A big dog wanker also falls into two social groups, there are the chavs, and chavs are nearly always BDW and there are the wannabe aspirational types.

The chavs are easy to spot as they have meathead dogs called Tyson and Killer or something equally dimwitted. The wannabes are less easy to spot unless you see them in the car park, as they'll either be driving an Audi or a BMW and will live in St Albans or Surrey, but often Kent as well.

You'll find a big dog wanker when out walking the dog, no surprise there then.

Typically what happens is the "big dog" comes bounding up to a smaller dog and roughs it up a little.

The BDW then arrives on the scene and cheerfully announces: it's OK, he just wants to play.

A special note to all BDW in Kent, if your "big dog" is out of control, shame on you.

Contrast this with dogs kept by dog lovers. Upon finding their dog have a rough and tumble with a smaller hound, they'll recall their dog and check all is well and if the dog lover's dog is a bit boisterous, they invariably keep said dog on a lead.