Roughly once a
week I go to Caffe Nero in Rickmansworth for a meeting.
The meeting with
my friend Simon usually starts at 07:00
Caffe Nero is
supposed to open at 06:45, according to their website and the stuff on their
front door.
Caffe Nero NEVER
opens on time or early, but always late.
So here is how I
imagine the interview process goes for these totally useless numpties:
Interview process
to work in Caffe Nero in Rickmansworth:
Q: When the
advertised opening time is 06:45, what time should you open?
A: 06:50
Q: Should you
apologise for keeping the gentleman standing in the freezing cold whilst you
fucked about indoors?
A: Never!
Q: Are you
Eastern European?
A: Yes.
Q: Is your accent
so thick that only your fellow eastern europeans can understand you?
A: Yes.
Q: Are you a
completely fucking useless waste of oxygen?
A: Yes!!!!
You have the job.
Caffe Nero, you
make good coffee but you have some of the most stupid people working for you.
Do some training
and then follow it up with some management.
Or, and this
could work, change the official opening time of your Rickmansworth store to
06:51
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