How chavs communicate.

We've all seen the David Attenborough programmes where animals in the wild meet each other and generally muck about by repeating the noise the other makes or by mimicking their actions.

Today, by accident, I discovered that chavs do the same.

The first thing that happens when chavs meet is the verbal exchange that goes a lot like this:

Chav 1: Orrite?

Chav 2: Orrite?

Then they will perform a little chav dance that is half way between a proper handshake and the funny thing people from Harlem do.

Then the communication continues and the person to whom the ? is attributed will raise their voice slightly when voicing their line.

And it will go something like this:

Chav 1: Where you off to?

Chav 2: Going danda bank!

Chav 1: Going danda bank?

Chav 1: Yea!

Chav 2: arl come wivya!

Chav 1: Yorl come wivme?

Chav 2: Yea!

And so it continues.

And at each stage along the way, Chav 1 and 2 will mimic each others stance and actions, almost in a comedy fashion

When you consider it, a very successful way of communicating as each sentence is verified.

So chavs are not just a waste of tax money and oxygen after all.