Fed up with all of the hype surrounding 50 Shades of Grey????

Try this for the alternative view.

Have just finished writing my trilogy of the bloke version of Fifty Shades of Grey. 


In the first book: Fifty Sheds of Grey, Christian Grey finds that sourcing high quality bondage furniture is very hard, so decides to make his own. 


Of course this means you have to have a shed and that means visiting B&Q, Homebase and Wickes (it's got our name on it). 


In the second book: Would you like more rope with your light bondage? Christian discovers that these aforementioned hardware stores stock sixteen different grades of rope, a variety of gauge of chain and all sorts of other stuff for the everyday fetishist. 

The series ends with: Actually it's all black and white, in which Christian discovers the shades of grey is a female invention designed to put blokes off balance and that is really is as simple as black and white.