Oh dear. I am very quick to point out, and to write down, the stupidity of others, this one is on me.

Background: The guvnor wants the staircase replaced so we are looking at spindles, they are the spindly things that go between the stairs and the handrail.

Hard to find, so I went to Wickes (it's got our name on it) and found an oak one, for a tenner!

Having got it home, I discovered it was the wrong size (there are sizes if spindles I hear you cry!), so I had to take it back. At this point the guvnor told me not to be a plank and buy £10 spindles when I could get them from Homebase for £3.

So upon arriving at the store with my £10 spindle, I walked straight to the Customer Service counter and placed the item on the counter:

Peter: I'd like to return this please.

Lady: I'm afraid I can't help you with that sir.

Peter: Spiffing, you are customer services right?

Lady: Yes sir.

Peter: Well I am really looking forward to the reason you can't take this back!

Lady: Well sir, we are Homebase and this is a Wickes product!

Peter: Ah ha, well spotted, I'll pop off to Wickes then shall I?

Lady: yes sir, have a nice day!

A senior moment methinks.